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    FAMOUS INVENTIONS

    The toilet seat was invented in Minnesota, but twenty years later a
    North Dakotan invented the hole in it.
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    OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS

    When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately
    threw in his watch and billfold. He explained, 'I'm not going down dere
    yust for 50 cents.'
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    THAT'S HER!

    A Norwegian appeared with five other men in a rape case police
    line-up. As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, 'Yep,
    dat's her!'

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    VE COULDN'T AFFORD MORE

    Two Norwegians from Minnesota went fishing in Canada and returned
    with only one fish. 'The way I figger it, dat fish cost us $400' said
    the first Norwegian.

    'Vell,' said the other one, 'At dat price it's a good ting ve didn't catch
    any more.'

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    THE RELATIONS

    Ole and Lena were getting on in years. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89.
    One evening they were sitting on the porch in their rockers and Ole
    reached over and patted Lena on her knee. 'Lena , vat ever happened tew
    our sex relations?' He asked.

    'Vell, Ole, I yust don't know,' replied Lena. 'I don't tink ve even got a
    card from dem last Christmas.'
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    MUSIC SOLUTION

    Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Lars
    inquired how she was doing with it.

    'Oh,' said Ole, 'I persvaded her to svitch to a clarinet.' 'How
    come?' asked Lars.

    'Vell,' Ole answered, 'because vith a clarinet, she can't sing.
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    THE PRANK CALL

    The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena are in
    bed and Ole answers. 'Vell how da hell should I know, dats two tousand
    miles from here' he says and hangs up.

    'Who vas dat?' asks Lena .

    'I donno, some fool wanting to know if da coast vas clear.
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    On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put
    his hand on Lena 's knee. Giggling, Lena said, 'Ole, you can go farther
    than that if you vant to.

    So Ole drove to Dulute.
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    Ole was arrested one night while walking bare naked down the
    streets of the little town of Alexandria, Minnesota. The policeman,
    who was a good friend of Ole's said,'Ole...What in the world are you
    doing? Where are your clothes? You're naked.'

    'Yah, I know,' said Ole. 'You see, I vas over to dat 'playboy'
    Swen's for his birthday party. Dere vas about ten of us. Der vas boys
    and girls.'

    'Is that right?', his policeman friend asked.

    'Yah, Yah, anyvay, dat Swen, he says, 'Everybody get into the
    bedroom! 'So vee all go into the bedroom....where den he yells,
    'Everybody git naked!' 'Vel, vee all got undressed. Den he yells,
    'Everybody go to town!'

    I guess I'm the first one here!
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    :D those are funny.
    I am a fan of the dub. It was the dub that got me interested in the show, and is great. ...just to tell you members beforehand.

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    My little pet car, sporting her new alloy wheels XD


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    Wooow look at it all shiny!
    I am a fan of the dub. It was the dub that got me interested in the show, and is great. ...just to tell you members beforehand.

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    A line of talk over at FB about the evolution of MMD videos (and my reluctance to post a link there due to the R-18 nature of this one) lead to the suggestion to post that link here. Good idea. Thank you, Swizzle!


    The R-18 video of Ran Yakumo and Yuugi Hoshiguma performing "Kiss Me Aishiteru":



    I think the lighting and shadows on the models is spectacularly good (this is FREEWARE!!?!??!); the models themselves are excellent (great skin), but I think the eyes need more work.
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    HOLY SHOOT!
    I am a fan of the dub. It was the dub that got me interested in the show, and is great. ...just to tell you members beforehand.

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